Yesterday I went to the supermarket to do a HUGE food shop. ..
Added 2022-05-08 06:33:26 +0000 UTCYesterday I went to the supermarket to do a HUGE food shop. I could feel the eyes on me as I waddled slowly & breathless around the aisles. When I had finally arrived at the most FATTENING aisle (my favourite one!) I began to load up my trolley with chocolates, crisps & cookies. As I began to throw the cookies into my kart, I couldn't help buy notice some disapproving stares & whispers. Were they really talking about me?!😱 Whispering about how FAT & greedy I am! Someone my size should really be going on a diet, shopping only in the fruit & veg section. I shouldn't even think of eating anything remotely fattening! I mean, just look at the SIZE of me! I am HUGE! As I thought of these things & felt utterly fat shamed & extremely excited, I decided to grab the entire box of biscuits from the shelf & proceeded to dump the whole thing int my trolley. I heard someone gasp behind me, they couldn't believe my gluttony! At the check out, the cashier commented that I must REALLY love those cookies🤣 What do you think, did I get enough?!
