Sorry I haven’t been on much this week. Been battling some weird allergic reactions and the antihistamines I’m taking are so strong they seem to make me completely exhausted, either that or I’m just completely exhausted and they’re making it worse.
But here is my obscene penis for you to marvel at :)
I’m taking it very easy this week. Been unusually exhausted and I’ve been having this weird allergic reaction to something, not sure what. I think I may have just been in some megalophallic mania, and now I’m paying the price. When you’re so proud and excited about your huge penis that you can’t sleep….im trying out a sleep week where I go to sleep much earlier than normal just to recuperate.
Anyways here is a video of my cock slowly filling up. The feeling of my big fat balls moving and the weight of my huge cock is enough to turn me on. The awareness of the weight, the mass, the size is all I need to get excited on my own. Which is why walking around naked can be difficult because it swings enough that it turns me on. Which is not necessarily good when in the showers at the pool.
Also i did this out of curiosity. I tried to make the rim of the cans match exactly. Obviously it’s a flawed comparison but still interesting. The dildo is Shane Diesel, arguably one of the biggest penises in porn. What do you think?
2025-01-20 09:38:07 +0000 UTC View PostThe girth before the storm. Still soft enough to lay it across your face and for you to be able to feel the weight of it all
2025-01-20 09:36:21 +0000 UTC View PostHonestly, I fucking love it when my cock is not totally soft and not totally hard, like in this video. It’s SO god damn heavy and thick and long and has so much mass but it’s still not so full that it stands on its own.
If there were no consequences, I would whip this out in front of essentially everyone, all the time. Just walk around IKEA with it out.
That is why I love our public pools here. I literally get to do that around other men. It can be such a kick! Walking around knowing people have to hide their shock and knowing they’ll probably never stop thinking about that one moment. It’ll always be the biggest penis they’ve ever seen. That one time at the pool, I saw this guy and his cock was: __________…
Soft but girthier than most big guys hard
2025-01-16 22:16:10 +0000 UTC View PostMy porn name would be Leo Broadcock.
Look at the width of my cock. It’s probably wider than some men are long.
Don’t get caught in the meatcopter!
2025-01-15 11:59:06 +0000 UTC View PostI’ll be you 10$ that I have the biggest penis you’ve ever seen. Just look at it!!
2025-01-14 14:16:50 +0000 UTC View PostTime lapse of my giant fucking cock. I swear I’ve never been bigger in my life.
2025-01-13 10:23:27 +0000 UTC View PostMacropenis. Megalophallus. Megalopenis. Gigantophallus. This is what a truly enormous penis looks like. Everyone reacts differently but everyone reacts.
2025-01-11 23:31:15 +0000 UTC View PostHow would you react if I just pulled this out?
2025-01-11 22:48:05 +0000 UTC View PostTrying to fit in my trusty Speedo
2025-01-10 15:06:24 +0000 UTC View PostLook at that fat fucker dance!
2025-01-09 23:22:43 +0000 UTC View PostI love this inbetween state. It’s a sort of lazy semi. It’s bigger than soft but has none of the rigidity. It’s just so massive. Look at how much thicker it is than my wrist and I’m not even remotely close to being hard. It’s so floppy. Obese. Obscene. I ALWAYS think of my huge girth when I see girls’ wrists.
2025-01-08 23:19:18 +0000 UTC View PostEverything down there is oversized!
2025-01-08 10:44:57 +0000 UTC View PostI love how big I am soft. It’s such a big penis yet it’s totally relaxed. Don’t know how many times I’ve heard I’m bigger soft than so and so’s boyfriend/friend/husband/ex. Just a big fat floppy monster softie.
2025-01-07 23:31:32 +0000 UTC View PostLook at my fat cock flopping around
2025-01-07 10:41:58 +0000 UTC View PostToday’s bulge. Bought some more joggings, from Arcteryx, they are on their way here. I have a feeling my bulge is going to be insane in them. Not that it isn’t insane already. I mean you can see right there. Like a fat chorizo stuck in my underwear. And then it comes out. Bigger soft than the vast majority of men hard.
2025-01-06 13:54:52 +0000 UTC View PostCan’t believe I’m going back to work tomorrow :( my mom is here visiting so it feels wrong but if I don’t work on my PhD, nobody else will!
In the last few days I think I reached a maximum is this sort of hyperphallic mania. I’m going to try to allow my cock to rest for maybe 2 days or so because it’s been working really really hard for days now. Maybe I should go to the pool and let the warm water do its thing. It’s nearly impossible for me to walk around a pool and not be super aware of my penis size, which is inevitably a trigger for me. Positive feedback loop. Have big penis > people look > have bigger penis > people look > have bigger penis.
BEERCAN
Are you shocked by the size of my penis?
Sometimes, I think I’ve mentioned it before, I try to imagine myself being a friend, coworker or acquaintance and sort of imagine what it’d be like to “find out” about my secret internet megalophallic postings. How they would feel connecting the face, the person to this giant penis. How shocking it would be to them, how they would change around me after they find out just how big my cock really is.
You’re my coworker and you somehow find this video. You knew I had a big penis because of my bulge but no details. And then you see this.
The idea that someone I know would find this out is so hot. At least theoretically.
[insert onomatopoeia]
Say it with me: big fat heavy cock | big fat heavy cock | big fat heavy cock | big fat heavy cock
Fuck. Standing like that with my huge fat cock completely rigid and engorged pushing hard against the fabric. I feel like a jacked up superman pornstar.
2025-01-02 23:49:25 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning. I seem to be in some sort of megalophallic mania these days. I’ve been spending inordinate amounts of time at absolute maximum erection daily. If I didn’t have a family and responsibilities I would probably just be edging from morning till night. I can become completely obsessed with my huge cock.
2025-01-02 08:40:54 +0000 UTC View PostI am going crazy over the size of my own penis. I have an abnormally large penis. I have an unusually thick penis. I have an oversized penis. I have a giant penis.
2025-01-01 22:31:54 +0000 UTC View PostThis was exactly one year ago! Fit check at work. I’ve lost quite a bit of weight since then, probably around 8-10kg. But my cock has only gotten fatter.
2025-01-01 14:03:41 +0000 UTC View Post
