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A diplomat is a person who always remembers a woman's birthday but never knows how old she is.ππ
2024-04-20 15:36:23 +0000 UTC View PostA diplomat is a person who always remembers a woman's birthday but never knows how old she is.ππ
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2024-04-19 12:56:42 +0000 UTC View PostThe one who gets up early can still sleep. You're up early.π
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2024-04-17 14:04:51 +0000 UTC View PostDon't think that your goodwill toward people is a gift you give to people: you give that gift to yourself.ππ₯°
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2024-04-09 12:26:07 +0000 UTC View PostWe've stopped doing good deeds for our women.....
What is difficult, while she sleeps, to stretch her clothes so that in the morning she will think she has lost weight and be in a good mood all day?π
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- You know, it looks like the bench is just painted. π¨
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One day, a pineapple grew among the cucumbers. And they threw it away.π
2024-03-27 12:33:24 +0000 UTC View PostWe all want it when we can't... And we can do anything when we don't have to anymore.....π
2024-03-26 14:02:18 +0000 UTC View PostI never listen to music alone. I have 5 other floors with me.π
2024-03-24 10:01:42 +0000 UTC View PostAll the most incredible things start with ourselves. The world is full of graceful magic! All you have to do is to find the points of contact with the beautiful within youπ
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2024-03-22 13:01:45 +0000 UTC View PostTo live is not to breathe, it is to act. It is not the person who has lived the most, who can count the most years, but the one who has felt life the most.π
2024-03-21 13:18:12 +0000 UTC View PostA good kitchen creates good peopleπ
2024-03-18 15:53:10 +0000 UTC View Postβ Where are you going?!
β To walkβ¦
β What does it mean: "To walk"?!
β to walk means to push off the ground with your feet and cut the air with your face!π
Don't look for malice where everything can be explained by stupidity.π
2024-03-15 14:41:41 +0000 UTC View Post