Hey guys (and girls), I'm over here channeling my inner Tiger King. I hope everyone is doing well, and staying safe out there, both from Covid-19 and the rioting, looting & protesting. Could our world be anymore of a mess right now? As if we needed more problems! I try to keep topics light on here, because I know this is a place for you guys to unwind and decompress from real world problems, but at the same time a lot of these things are difficult to ignore. All I can say is this is not a fair world, and it probably will never be completely fair, but we have a lot of work to do to even get it to a tolerable level of equality. I saw a protester holding up a sign that said: Not every black is a criminal, Not every white is a racist, Not all cops are bad. I thought that needed to be said.
When a random artists asks, "May I draw you based on this pic"(shows me pic #2 as a reference)? And then he comes up with this! What happened to my lingerie? LOL!! Oh...man! Definitely doesn't have my nude likeness down pat at all :(
Well, hello boys...stay tuned for tomorrow's series (pics and video). Nope, that's not boob sweat, it's baby oil, but I'm not sure why it just pooled up there ðĪð do you think this bikini is too big? I like em roomy ð
A fun/sexy beach photo shoot I did with my married friends, Sammy & Dan a few years ago in St Petersburg, Florida. What a super cool German couple!! This threesome themed shoot was their idea, I thought it turned out really artistic and beautiful. Your thoughts?
If these pics were outtakes from a movie, what type of character would I be? One of the good guys or one of the bad guys? Boss or employee? And would this movie by chance involve lots of cocaine and a private plane? Mmm...the possibilities with this character.
Beautiful gold dress from Mr O ðĪĐðĨ°
Hey guys! It's Friday and I would normally be very cheerful, except for the fact I almost died! The weirdest thing happened to me a few hours ago. I was on my computer going about my normal routine, and all of a sudden I felt really terrible out of the blue. And this feeling continued to come over me to the point I was shaking all over and I could barely breath or think straight. I felt like I was going to pass out, but the symptoms I was experiencing just kept getting more intense: shortness of breath, shaking, light headed, blurry vision, etc... I didn't know what to do so I ate a packet of sugar and put cold water on my face, but while I was doing that I couldn't stand-up anymore. The only thing I could do was call 911. Even then, all I could say was my name and address, I couldn't think straight enough to answer anymore questions. About 15 mins later they arrived and it was 3 really nice fireman/EMTs. The took my vitals and all tests were normal. They didn't know what to make of it either, other than they said, "you're quite thin, did you eat today"? I was like apparently you didn't see my boobs, they ate! Oh geez, but seriously...WHAT THE FUK HAPPENED TO ME? I know I don't want that to happen again!
Quarantine has been a challenging time for body/beauty maintenance, especially for people like me since "my look" is my profession. I really thought I would have gained weight, but I didn't gain any at all, but I did lose some muscle, so I am working on that now. I know some of you don't like much muscle on women, but the science behind that is even women need to work at building muscle to hold our structure firm. One thing I have been doing throughout quarantine is resistance walking, which is something I sort of made-up. It's walking with a tight band around my upper thighs. I'm holding my favorite band in 2nd pic. Men can absolutely do this too! It's incredible cardio! It's not easy to do at first, especially if you use a super tight band like I do. But it definitely strengthens your legs, thigh, hips. People often ask me how I have developed my hips so much, especially to be a tall/thin person, and it's from working with bands and ankle weights. I do a lot of kicks and leg thrusts, and over the last couple years I have significantly built my hips, which I think gives more of a hourglass shape. Of course, another secret is posing, somehow I learned how to lean my hip out of the joint, and then pop it back in when I'm finished, lololol. I don't recommend it. Anyway, my gym has just announced it's re-opening. Should I rush on back or continue working out at home for a while?
Say tuned for tomorrow series: Ummm, what shall we call it? Like, too big for my britches or...you decide.
I ordered this shirt in size medium. What size do you think it really is?
I order this 2 months ago...just arrived. I can't make up my mind if this is a futuristic look or a very progressive scuba diver. Anyway, it's gonna be cute for some shoot i need to do soon on an island! And it glows in the dark. What do you think?
Which is your favorite pic? I'm always feeling sporty, playful or bad. There's no in between. I guess I would consider this set a sporty theme. This is actually a legit workout outfit. Yes, I did slightly redesign the chest area with my trusty scissors, but otherwise this is how I bought it. Do you think I should still wear it to the gym when it reopens or would it create too much of a distraction? Would you be able to concentrate if I was working out around you in this?
If you're not an exhibitionist, it's probably difficult for you to understand my showmanship ðĪĢðĪ·ðžââïļð that is unless you're a voyeur ðĪð
Should I break the Internet with this tongue tomorrow? I see girls sticking out their tongue ALL THE TIME, and it's cute, but when I do it's obscene. The reactions I get from my tongue is like dayummmmm! But I feel the world is ready for the super sized tongue. Do you?
It was finally HOT today, in the 80s, so i needed to cool off the "DH" way ð i don't think you'll mind. Check your private messages for more wetness ð§
How do you like my sleep outfit? Yep, I'm still in it and it's 2:30pm, but I have been awake since 11am. My sleep pattern is so off right now. I go to bed at night around 1am, but I'm finding my sleep is more like naps, because I keep waking up every few hours. Not cool. I think quarantine messed people up, because staying at home a lot it's harder to get tired or something. Anyone else feeling this? Also, does this top make my boobs look big? ððððĪĢðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢ
Remember that Great White Shark trip I went on last October? Well, when I first arrived on the boat meeting everyone (crew) was fine, but you know that typical awkward feeling when you first encounter new people. It's good, but it's also sort of fake, because everyone acts so formal and you know that's not the real them. When you've only got a week there with these people, you know you've gotta break the ice quickly, so you can relax and have fun. The 2 boat captains were so quiet/reserved, and the crew was pretty much "all business" and stuck to themselves. I figured it was up to me to get this party started and break the ice, and here's how it went...naked in the captain's quarters, modeling a shark suit, pics with the crew, captain helped me gear up for my dive, I was the only one (plus Dr Brent) that survived diving without a wet-suit ice cold water, and yeah lots of fun! The cool thing is I keep in touch with all these people, and I think it's a great thing to have friends all over the world :) But the most amazing thing about that trip were THE SHARKS! OMG, so life changing. If you ever have the opportunity DO IT!! It was by far one of the best trips of my life. Great Whites are so MIND BLOWINGLY AWESOME and majestic and just WOW!!
I received a special package in the mail today! 4 outfits from Mr. O! This was one of the lingerie items. Love it! Top is a tad small but we'll make it work! Thank youuuuu! Xoxo ðð
Pretty proud of the fact this was one of the most viewed & most shared photos on Instagram for 2019 :) I'm not even sure if this is an Insta-safe photo, but we all posted it anyway, it was too good not to share. It is such a classic shot! The best caption I found on IG was: welcome to heaven.
Left to right: Dana Hamm, Ana Espinola, Angela Ambrus
Photo by Scott Schisler
Who thinks it's about time for me to plan an island getaway photo shoot with my girls? We can go back to this villa St Maarten or we can go to a different island where I have a villa connection in the Caribbean. Mmm... pondering this...
